Okay, so this episode? DID NOT HAPPEN. No, it didn't. It didn't. Look, I even tabled it for you:


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Oh, you guys. You guys, you guys, you guys. Today is a very good day. Not only do we have a recap from the fabulous second season of the Sweet Valley High TV show, we also know from the title that it's a tennis-themed episode. Which means what, class? It means Bruce Patman will feature heavily. He may even be the star, but I don't want to count my ( Read more... )

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Oh dear, oh dear. This isn't a recap. This isn't even an essay. This is a frickin' dissertation on, of all things, one of the most bizarre and pointless Sweet Valley Uni books on the planet. In my defence, I'm an English Literature student and my brain automaticaly analyses everything I read. It's quite useful if I'm editing my family's Christmas ( Read more... )

Oh Amy. Our resident bitch who is a victim of continuity problems galore... is apparently a younger sister!


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Another book about exchange students! And boy, is it ever awesome!

Ciao means both hello and goodbye, so I always like to imagine that this title actually means "Goodbye, Sweet Valley (and good riddance, you WASPy bitches)".


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or Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of East Germany.

Following in the trend of Elizabeth welcoming foreigners to America, here’s another inexplicably attractive exchange student dazzled by the every-day life of Sweet Valley.
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Man this book is dull. There aren’t even enough awful clothes or implausible plots to make up. And that’s saying something, in a book about a secret prince.
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